AI-Powered Study: The Pentagon’s New Social Norms Police
Well, folks, it seems the Pentagon has found a new hobby. Instead of just defending our nation, they’ve decided to fund an AI-Powered Study that identifies textual ‘Violations of Social Norms’. Yes, you heard it right. The Pentagon is now the self-appointed guardian of social etiquette in the digital world.
Apparently, the Pentagon has been feeling a little left out of the AI game. So, they’ve decided to jump in with a study that’s as exciting as watching paint dry. But hey, who are we to judge? Maybe they’re onto something here.
AI: The New Social Norms Sheriff
The AI-Powered Study funded by the Pentagon is designed to identify when we, the humble internet users, violate social norms in our online text. It’s like having your grandma constantly looking over your shoulder while you’re texting, except this grandma doesn’t bake cookies, she reports to the Pentagon.
But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. The AI is also designed to help us understand these social norms better. Because, you know, we’re all just bumbling idiots who can’t figure out how to behave on the internet.
What’s Next?
So, what’s next in this brave new world of AI policing? Will the Pentagon start funding studies to identify when we use too many emojis? Or when we use the wrong filter on our Instagram photos? Only time will tell.
But for now, let’s all give a big round of applause to the Pentagon for their groundbreaking work in the field of AI and social norms. We can all sleep a little easier tonight knowing that our online etiquette is being monitored by the same people who brought us the stealth bomber.
Yo, it’s the Pentagon, with their AI,
Watching our texts, keeping an eye,
Social norms police, up in the sky,
We just laugh and ask them why.
Tags: AI-Powered Study, Pentagon, Violations of Social Norms, Social Etiquette, AI Policing
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